Ooooohhh... aaaaaahhh! It's moving! I know you are all captivated! And I know you will keep reading to see what else I have to say... Well, you will have to wait a moment! *does the Spatula Dance for the scrollingness of the text* Yes, yes! Otay, that is all I have to say... no, wait... I thought of something else! Hold on! I'm thinking! And I'm thinking! Almost there! No... I was wrong! I have nothing more to say! You can stop reading now! Hey... I said stop reading! What is wrong with you? There is nothing left to read! This is all boring! Have you not figured out that I am done talking? Did you not get the memo? STOP READING ME! Blah to you! Otay... *does the Spatula Dance* And just think... if you had stopped reading, you would have missed it! Good for you farfalarfer! Ooooohhh... i just thought of one more thing....



Welcome to our Wonderful World of Nonsense, also known as Spatula Land, where the official dance is the Spatula Dance! *Does the Spatula Dance* This blog is for our own enjoyment, not for the hordes of people who will be coming to see it everyday! Infact it is pretty much a huge inside joke between the Captain and I! So, for most of you, this blog will not make much sense! My apologies friend, you have no manner of luck at all!

For those of you to whom it does make sense… welcome to our FLOW! *waves arms up and down frantically in a wave like motion* You must be somewhat used to the CMF ... no, not a Chocolate Malt Frappuccino, my drink of choice from Starbucks... you know, the Clarissa-Megan Flow (not to be confused with the EAC... East Australian Curent). Either that, or you understand Clarissa-Meganese (remember... it's one word, hyphenated), the language of... um, it's not the language of love, nor the language of making sense... so what is it the language of? Oh! I know! Pick me! Pick me! It's the language of floopy-ness and *squishy*-ness! It is the official language of Spatula Land! Need I say more?

Right... Bucklebury Ferry... follow me! Fasten your seat belt, and for your own safety, please remain seated through the course of your stay here, keeping your hands and arms inside the train at all times! Thank you, and enjoy the ride! :o)


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By the way, my farfalarfers... feel free to leave the Captain and me a message to show us how much you love our farfalarferness!


   

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Welcome all you blog people, you! This is how many people have looked at our blog since October 21st, 2003! Wow... lot's of people! I'm impressed! They like me, they really like me! What was that Captain? You say they like you, not me? It's only cuz you are obsessed with Kilts and Spatulas! Hey... I don't care why people visit, I am just excited that they do! *Does the Spatula Dance* As long as people keep coming to hear about Kilts and Spatulas, thet are hearing all of my nonsense too! WhoooHoooo to all you people who enjoy nonsense (and the Spatula Dance)! :o)

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Pharmacy Drug

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Now... it is finally time to introduce you all the the Spatula Dance! *does the Spatula Dance* Though the Captain and I have many claims to fame, our first and most wide spread is the Spatula Dance! It is also the dearest one to my heart! So here are some *squishy boy heads* who want to demonstrate it for you! Give them a round of applause! WhoooHoooo for the Spatula Dance and the Spatula Dancers!







Okay... so these picture might look as though "Monkey Boy" and "The Funny" were doing the Microphone Dance... but don't be deceived... with a lack of spatulas at Comic-Con 2003, they were forced to deal with the only thing they could get their hands on, which ended up being microphones! On with the Spatula Dance, boys!

*does the Spatula Dance*

Oh look, even the text above is doing the Spatula Dance! WhoooHoooo! The Spatula Dance is a free form dance style where you just go crazy and act like a Farfalarfer... you know, a unique and off-centered person! It doesn't matter what you look like as long as you are having fun... that is the key to the Spatula Dance... just be yourself! It is a dance full of joy and excitment... after all, it is a dance for Farfalarfers and Spatula-loving people everywhere! Still a little confused about the infamous Saptula Dance which has been sweeping the nation? Check out my Ode to the Spatula Dance, written on Oct. 25, or my entry about it on Oct. 22 (which includes more pictures)! *does the Spatula Dance*

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Dear Adoring Fans,

I know that many of you out there love the nonsense found on our blog and have placed a link to our to it on your own blog! If you wish to leave it a simple text link, that is fine (though I would ask that it be entitled either "Need I Say More", "Spatula Land", "Savvy Land", "The Savvy Gang", "Los Savvy-Twins", or "CaptainSavvy and Savvy1stMate" so that neither the Captain nor I am left out)... thanks! But, if you wish to use a pretty picture to link to our blog, I have given you three to choose from! Please use responsibly! Enjoy the farfalarferness!

~ Savvy1stMate ~






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I would quickly like to give a big "Thanks!" to the wonderful people at BagEndInn, from whom I get most of the pictures of "The Funny", "Monkey Boy", and "The Glasgow-Residenatator" found on this blog!


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Monday, December 22, 2003
The Twelve Days of Christmas… Savvy Style

On the first day of Christmas my Captain gave to me:

“Monkey Boy” with “The Funny”.

 

On the second day of Christmas my Captain gave to me:

Two cheeky chimps,

And “Monkey Boy” with “The Funny”.

 

On the third day of Christmas my Captain gave to me:

Three BIG hats,

Two cheeky chimps,

And “Monkey Boy” with “The Funny”.

 

On the fourth day of Christmas my Captain gave to me:

Four spatulas,

Three BIG hats,

Two cheeky chimps,

And “Monkey Boy” with “The Funny”.

 

On the fifth day of Christmas my Captain gave to me:

Five weird accents,

Four spatulas,

Three BIG hats,

Two cheeky chimps,

And “Monkey Boy” with “The Funny”.

 

On the sixth day of Christmas my Captain gave to me:

Six flippin’ dolphins,

Five weird accents,

Four spatulas,

Three BIG hats,

Two cheeky chimps,

And “Monkey Boy” with “The Funny”.

 

On the seventh day of Christmas my Captain gave to me:

Seven rupaturtles,

Six flippin’ dolphins,

Five weird accents,

Four spatulas,

Three BIG hats,

Two cheeky chimps,

And “Monkey Boy” with “The Funny”.

 

On the eighth day of Christmas my Captain gave to me:

Eight highland cattle,

Seven rupaturtles,

Six flippin’ dolphins,

Five weird accents,

Four spatulas,

Three BIG hats,

Two cheeky chimps,

And “Monkey Boy” with “The Funny”.

 

On the ninth day of Christmas my Captain gave to me:

Nine Farfalarfers,

Eight highland cattle,

Seven rupaturtles,

Six flippin’ dolphins,

Five weird accents,

Four spatulas,

Three BIG hats,

Two cheeky chimps,

And “Monkey Boy” with “The Funny”.

 

On the tenth day of Christmas my Captain gave to me:

Ten bagpiper’s kilts,

Nine Farfalarfers,

Eight highland cattle,

Seven rupaturtles,

Six flippin’ dolphins,

Five weird accents,

Four spatulas,

Three BIG hats,

Two cheeky chimps,

And “Monkey Boy” with “The Funny”.

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas my Captain gave to me:

Eleven elderberries,

Ten bagpiper’s kilts,

Nine Farfalarfers,

Eight highland cattle,

Seven rupaturtles,

Six flippin’ dolphins,

Five weird accents,

Four spatulas,

Three BIG hats,

Two cheeky chimps,

And “Monkey Boy” with “The Funny”.

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas my Captain gave to me:

Twelve sails for bodice,

Eleven elderberries,

Ten bagpiper’s kilts,

Nine Farfalarfers,

Eight highland cattle,

Seven rupaturtles,

Six flippin’ dolphins,

Five weird accents,

Four spatulas,

Three BIG hats,

Two cheeky chimps,

And “Monkey Boy” with “The Funny”.


This eccentric performance of nonsensical randomness took place at 07:05 pm by Savvy1stMate!

Heigh! Ho! Cherrio!
December 22, 2003   08:35 PM PST
 
Love, Love, Love it!!!!!!!
The Strange
December 22, 2003   07:14 PM PST
 
Hilarious! And oooh so random! I love it :D made my evening. *does the spatula dance to elaborate on that spectacle*


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